{"product_id":"official-hmm-363-sht-sandwich-patch","title":"Official HMM-363 Sh*t Sandwich Patch","description":"\u003cp\u003eOfficial HMM-363 Sh*t Sandwich Patch — USMC Marine Medium Helicopter Squadron Morale Embroidered Patch\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eSh*t Sandwich — when the mission brief starts bad and gets worse, and you're eating it anyway.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eThe \"Sh*t Sandwich\" patch from HMM-363 \"Lucky Red Lions\" is the kind of morale patch that could only come from a Marine Corps ready room. Every service member has been served a sh*t sandwich at some point — a mission, tasking, or duty assignment that's terrible from start to finish with no good options. This patch acknowledges that reality with the dark humor that keeps Marines functional in the worst circumstances.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003ePerfect For:\n\u003cbr\u003eHMM-363 Lucky Red Lions veterans, Marine medium helicopter morale patch collectors, anyone who's eaten a professional sh*t sandwich, and USMC dark humor patch enthusiasts.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eSh*t Sandwich. Eat it and drive on.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"USMCinsignia.com","offers":[{"title":"No hook \u0026 loop","offer_id":67727799287853,"sku":"ird1793005515275","price":7.2,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"With hook \u0026 loop","offer_id":67727799320621,"sku":"wml1793005515276","price":8.28,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0682\/3654\/1997\/files\/official-hmm-363-sht-sandwich-patch_1.jpg?v=1793005521","url":"https:\/\/www.marketandmuse.shop\/products\/official-hmm-363-sht-sandwich-patch","provider":"My Store","version":"1.0","type":"link"}