{"product_id":"glass-half-empty-cocktail-napkins","title":"Glass Half Empty Cocktail Napkins","description":"\u003cp\u003eOptimist? Pessimist? Doesn’t matter—as long as your glass keeps getting topped off! These fabulous cocktail napkins bring vintage glam and modern sass together with the bold statement:\u003cbr\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e“I don’t care if the glass is half empty or half full. I still need a refill.”\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eFeaturing a trio of fierce ladies serving looks \u003cem\u003eand\u003c\/em\u003e drinks, this napkin set is perfect for cocktail hours that never quite end. With teal polka dot backs and major attitude, they're here to keep spirits high and glasses higher.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePerfect For:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWine nights and whiskey wisdom\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eGirls' nights in (or out)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe friend who \u003cem\u003ealways\u003c\/em\u003e orders another round\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBecause life’s too short for a low pour. 🍷💁‍♀️🥂\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch4\u003eDetails\u003c\/h4\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e20 napkins per package\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e3 ply\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePrinted with non-toxic, water soluble dyes\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDimensions: 5\" x 5\"\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eOrigin: Germany\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch4\u003eShipping \u0026amp; Returns\u003c\/h4\u003e\n\u003cul class=\"ul1\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"li4\"\u003e\n\u003cb\u003eP\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003erocessing Time\u003c\/b\u003e: Orders ship within \u003cb\u003e1 to 3 business days\u003c\/b\u003e (excluding weekends and holidays). Delays due to high order volume or carrier issues will be communicated via email. A shipping confirmation email with tracking details is sent once the order ships.\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"li7\"\u003e\n\u003cb\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eDomestic Shipping\u003c\/b\u003e:\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cul class=\"ul2\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"li4\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003eShipping rates are \u003cb\u003ecalculated at checkout\u003c\/b\u003e or a \u003cb\u003e$6.99 flat rate\u003c\/b\u003e applies for most U.S. orders, excluding \u003cb\u003eAlaska, Hawaii, Puerto Rico, U.S. territories, and APO\/FPO addresses\u003c\/b\u003e.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"li4\"\u003e\n\u003cb\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eExclusions\u003c\/b\u003e: Heavy, oversized, hazardous materials, or special handling items may have different rates.\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"li4\"\u003e\n\u003cb\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eIn-Store Pickup\u003c\/b\u003e: Free local pickup is available at \u003cb\u003e27 Beach Street, Ogunquit, Maine\u003c\/b\u003e, ready within \u003cb\u003e1 to 3 business days\u003c\/b\u003e. An email notification will be sent when the order is ready.\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"li7\"\u003e\n\u003cb\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eInternational Shipping\u003c\/b\u003e:\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cul class=\"ul2\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"li4\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003eShips to \u003cb\u003eCanada and the United Kingdom\u003c\/b\u003e.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"li4\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003eShipping rates calculated at checkout.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"li4\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003eImport duties and taxes (including VAT) \u003cb\u003eare the customer’s responsibility\u003c\/b\u003e.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"li4\"\u003e\n\u003cb\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eOrder Tracking\u003c\/b\u003e: A tracking number is provided via email. Tracking updates may take \u003cb\u003e48 hours\u003c\/b\u003e. If an order isn’t received within \u003cb\u003e7 days\u003c\/b\u003e of shipping confirmation, customers should contact us at spoilme@spoiledrottenogt.com.\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"li4\"\u003e\n\u003cb\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003ePO Box Shipping\u003c\/b\u003e: Only available through \u003cb\u003eUSPS\u003c\/b\u003e (UPS \u0026amp; FedEx do not deliver to PO boxes).\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"li7\"\u003e\n\u003cb\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eReturns \u0026amp; Refunds\u003c\/b\u003e:\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cul class=\"ul2\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"li4\"\u003e\n\u003cb\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eReturns accepted within 30 days\u003c\/b\u003e of delivery for unused items in original condition. Refunds exclude return shipping costs.\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"li4\"\u003e\n\u003cb\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eDamaged items\u003c\/b\u003e: Customers should email support with their order number and a photo of the item’s condition for resolution.\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p7\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003eFor further assistance, contact \u003cb\u003espoilme@spoiledrottenogt.com\u003c\/b\u003e or \u003cb\u003e(207) 641-8477\u003c\/b\u003e.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Biely \u0026 Shoaf, Co.","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":67622312312877,"sku":"bmn1791358298863","price":5.38,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0682\/3654\/1997\/files\/glass-half-empty-cocktail-napkins_1.webp?v=1791358303","url":"https:\/\/www.marketandmuse.shop\/products\/glass-half-empty-cocktail-napkins","provider":"My Store","version":"1.0","type":"link"}